ONE MAN'S REJECTED INVENTION

ElectricFrankfurter

They pooh-poohed it. We bought the domain.

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MODEL 10-BDO NOT LICK

CAUTION: CONTAINS CURRENT ◆ NOT A SOURCE OF DIETARY FIBER OPTICS ◆ GRADE 19 APPROVAL PENDING ◆

FORM EF-3000 / REV. ∞

A triumph of innovation over common sense.

Two antennae. One frankfurter. An irresponsible quantity of visible voltage.

Legally describable as a hot dog in several less-regulated star systems.

Dismissed by peers. Rejected by markets. Immortalized by an excellent domain.

POOH-
POOHED

REASON FOR EXISTENCE

None whatsoever.

COMMERCIAL AVAILABILITY

Absolutely not.

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